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Patty, I can't live without you.Oh!

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Jenn, this is Allison.
Allison, my wife Jenn.

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Patty O'Connor? Detective
Tammy Ridgeway, Worcester PD.

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Do you have any idea
what that bust was about?

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[Grunting]

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Do you have any idea why this
car was reported stolen?

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Kevin, you called the police?!

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What was I s'posed to do?!

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I've been tryin' to reach ya
all day!

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That's the kind of juvenile crap
he does!

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And you just watched him
and laughed!

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I need those pills
for him.

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'Cause I'm gonna
kill Kevin.

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No, you're not.

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Yes, I am.

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Nah. You're just
having a time.

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Patty, I'm not "having a time."
I'm serious.

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I'm gonna kill him, and I'm
gonna make it look like an OD.

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Okay.

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What? That's -- That's not
exactly an insult.

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I mean, you're like --
you're you.

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You mean the person who just
saved your ass from two cops?

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Yeah, and it's not like you
shot 'em and we're on the lam.

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You asked nicely.

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Maybe you talk -- or think --
a big game, but come on.

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When it really comes down to it,
you're, like...

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wallpaper.

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In the nicest way
possible.

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Are you mad at me now?

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Yes.

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No. I just...

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You're right.

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I think I am
just having a time.

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♪

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♪

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♪

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Oh, shoot.

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Can you notice
this bruise?

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Oh, what? You mean where
the giant trucker fell on you?

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Yeah, it shows.

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Shoot.

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How am I gonna
explain this to Kevin?

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Allison, you think
I'm walking around wondering

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how I'm gonna explain a random
gun in the house to Neil?

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No.

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I'm gonna bury it
in the backyard

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so I don't have
to explain anything.

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Cover it up.

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Some criminal mastermind
you'd be.

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♪

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♪

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[Laughter]

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[High-pitched ringing]

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[Indistinct conversations]

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♪

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♪

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Jenn: Allison?

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Jenn!

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Hey!
Hi!

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Hey, girl.
How are you?

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I'm fine. Fine.

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This place is great,
right?

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Totally.
I-I-I love it here.

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[Chuckles]

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That foundation's
perfect for you.

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It's so good
for under-eye circles.

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[Snickers]

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Not that --
Not that you need it, of course.

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Thank you.
[Chuckles]

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Oh.

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[Both chuckle]

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Oh.
It was so good seeing you.

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Let's get coffee soon,
okay?

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Sure. Sure.
Okay. Bye.

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♪

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Hi.
Um...

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how much is this?

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$30.

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Are you serious?

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Yes.

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There's a CVS
down the street.

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No.
That's -- That's fine.

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Um, I will take this.

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Of course.
Please.

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♪

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♪

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Is there anything else
I can get you, ma'am?

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No. That's --
That's all for today...

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ma'am.

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♪

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♪

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Oh, come on.

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♪

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[Sighs]

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[Radio playing indistinctly]

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Hey, Kurt.

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Hi.

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You look...
perfect.

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Oh, yeah.
I feel radiant.

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Kurt, it's --
it's Tuesday.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh.
That's cold.

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Yeah.

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We don't usually hang out
on Tuesdays.

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No, I know.

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I just, uh, I thought
I'd make an exception.

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So we could talk.

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Okay.

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Maybe you got some thinking
done on the road?

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About us?

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♪

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You forgot.

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I proposed.

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And...
y-you forgot.

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No.
No, I did-- I didn't forget.

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I mean...

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I-I really --
I mean to think about it.

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I did think about it.
I just --

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The truth is,
I didn't know why

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you had to propose
in the first place.

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I mean, we've been doing this
for three years,

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and it's fine.

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It's fine?

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Yeah.

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It's good, you know?

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Nothing was wrong.

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I don't know why
we should mess it up.

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Because I don't want to
just stand still

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for the rest
of my life.

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Why not?
We both hate exercise.

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Patty.

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I'm not asking for
anything weird.

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What I want is normal.

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It's what normal people do.

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♪

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Normal people.

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♪

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So, I'm not normal because
I want to live my life

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the way that I want to?

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Look, if this is the way
you want things, then...

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yeah, I-I -- you know,
I can't do it anymore.

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♪

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If we're never gonna
get married...

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♪

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No.

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♪

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We're not.

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♪

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Then we're done.

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♪

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Fine.

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♪

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You know what?

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Have fun
rotting at Kevin's house.

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♪

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[Door opens]

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[Door closes]

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[Laughter]

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Well, this is cozy.

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Yeah.
It's a tight fit.

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Hey, well,
what's going on here?

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Ah.
The women of the hour are here.

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Allison, would you be a doll
and sit down for a second?

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[Laughter]

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Okay.

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What is this, Kevin?

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Oh, no big deal.

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Just got a question.

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Just one teeny tiny,
itsy bitsy question.

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Did you really think
I wouldn't find out

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what you two did
on your road trip?!

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I'm gonna make like
a border guard here

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and ask if there's anything
you'd like to declare.

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-No?
-No?

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And boom goes
the dynamite!

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I found this burger wrapper
from Top Dog

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laying on the back floor
of my car.

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You're mad that we left
a wrapper in your car?

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Kevin, we found a whole wheel of
cheese under one of the seats.

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Hey, that was aging.

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Oh, no.
This is not about the mess.

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This so-called "beauty expo"
that the two of you took

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my car to was located
in Brattleboro,

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yet the nearest
Top Dog burger franchise

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is located in Burlington.

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Well --So, what happened
then is that --

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by your own account --

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you both drove three full hours
out of your way

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to eat at Top Dog?

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And you didn't bring a burger
back for me?!

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Unforgivable!
Sacrilege!

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The evidence doesn't lie,
ladies!

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Oh! Kevin!

194
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The burger would have gotten
cold on the drive back.

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And that's why I have
a toaster oven, Patty!

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Wow. He --
He caught us.

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Yep. Picture of a toaster oven.
Lock us up.

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[Chuckles] No.

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This is not
an "us" problem.

200
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,953
You see, Allison doesn't know
squat about fast food,

201
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bless her heart.

202
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,520
She's simple.

203
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She's narrow-minded.

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She's right here.

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She likes salad.

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Boo.Boo.

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Allison would never pick up
a burger for anyone.

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But you?

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You shoulda known better.

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The group can't have that.

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So, Patty O'Connor,
you are hereby...

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excommunicated.

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What that means is that you are
no longer allowed in

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or sometimes near a church --I know what it means, Pete.

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Yeah, well, in this case,
it's the church of Kevin.

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This isn't easy
on any of us,

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but you're free now
to start a new gang.

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You can take Allison.

219
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,085
Gee, thanks.

220
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Hey!
Sorry. Reflex.

221
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And we will
move on as well.

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This town is
flush with Pattys.

223
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It's a buyers' market
for Pattys.

224
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,966
Happy shopping.

225
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,315
I know
you love a bargain.

226
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,752
You can tell by
Allison's wardrobe.

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00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,928
Hey!Sorry. Reflex.

228
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:11,105
[Laughter]

229
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I think that went great.I think so.

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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,934
Yeah.

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00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,413
Hey.

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00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,111
What?

233
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,329
You okay?

234
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,810
Yeah. I'm fine.
Whatever.

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00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:23,421
You know he's gonna change
his mind in, like, two minutes.

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It's how he is.

237
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,511
I-I don't want him
to change his mind.

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I don't care.

239
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,299
Okay, well, you know
what would cheer you up?

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I said I don't care.

241
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737
Why don't we do something
stupid tonight?

242
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,697
Why would we do something
if we knew it was stupid?

243
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,743
Because sometimes,
stupid can be fun.

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00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,747
We can, like, break into
the community pool

245
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,011
and go swimming,
or we could go to the Seas

246
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and scam drinks
off married guys.

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♪

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I'm gonna go home and eat
a really big burrito.

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♪

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Have fun.

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♪

252
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,986
[Sighs]

253
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,079
[Pot shatters]

254
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,649
[Sighs]

255
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,089
[Gasps]
Jesus Christ.

256
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,830
Don't worry.
It's just me.

257
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,876
Yeah, and who the hell are you?
How'd you get in here?

258
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I picked the lock
at the back.

259
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:35,102
You know, this place
has been here forever.

260
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Business must be good.

261
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,453
Yeah.
People always need haircuts.

262
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,542
Oh, yeah.

263
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:44,024
Aunt Cindy just loves
your haircuts.

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00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,765
C-Cindy?

265
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:46,853
Cindy is your --

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00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,943
Aunt. Yeah.
Nice lady.

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00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,727
Real bad pill problem,
though.

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I've been taking
some off her hands.

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[Chuckles]
I'm a family man.

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So,
if you think about it,

271
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,219
you've kind of been selling
to the both of us.

272
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,830
That's not
the deal we had.

273
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:11,138
Um, what did you think
was happening?

274
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,314
That my little old auntie

275
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,055
was throwing back
two bottles a week?

276
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,361
[Laughs]
Come on.

277
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,756
She's got knee issues.

278
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,236
Yeah.

279
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,021
There are plenty of people
with "issues" in this town,

280
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,850
and you've been helping out
a lot of 'em.

281
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,506
Half my friends
buy through you.

282
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,639
That--
That's not possible.

283
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,686
Hey, you didn't
ask questions

284
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,254
when your ladies
started to put in bulk orders.

285
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,560
I get that.
I do.

286
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,824
Why complicate things?

287
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,523
But if you're gonna dry up
the well all of a sudden,

288
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,439
you gotta answer
to all your real customers.

289
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,355
[Bell jingles]

290
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,747
Ah.
Detective Ridgeway.

291
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,879
Back again.

292
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,707
I'm nothing
if not thorough.

293
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,362
I think
we covered everything.

294
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,277
Well, that's kind of
for me to say, right?

295
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,539
We're still looking
for this dealer,

296
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,584
and I heard some stuff
about this area.

297
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:10,284
You know of any --
Nick Wyndorff.

298
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,112
You keeping
your nose clean?

299
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:15,158
You bet,
Detective Ridgeway.

300
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,986
Just got a nice wash.

301
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,600
Yeah. I don't really know
anything about that.

302
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,472
Maybe it ended with
the guy at Fiore's.

303
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,215
No. I think I have a pretty good
lead beyond that.

304
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,739
Oh, good.

305
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,262
Drugs are...

306
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,785
bad.

307
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:36,179
♪

308
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,789
And what are you doing
next Friday?

309
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,401
Well, I -- What?

310
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,925
You should come to
a work thing with me.

311
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,668
A work thing?Yeah, it'll be, um, fun.

312
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,105
We can hang out,
talk some more.

313
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,325
♪

314
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,762
Uh, sure. Yeah.
Def-- Def-- Yeah.

315
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,590
Uh, that sounds good.

316
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,940
Well, great.

317
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,637
I'm sure I'll be
seeing you, Nick.

318
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:07,776
♪

319
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,517
Nick?

320
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,434
Oh, my God.

321
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:20,658
Hey, bartender.

322
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,965
Another beer, please?

323
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,228
God, it's like
I'm invisible.

324
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,883
If only.

325
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,667
You're like a bumper sticker,
Neil.

326
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,801
You're the only one
who doesn't have to look at you.

327
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,717
It's times like this
I just wish that Patty would --

328
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,023
Uh, sorry.

329
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,547
I meant to say
"She-Devil."

330
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,984
She-Devil was a pain,
but she was useful, you know?

331
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,421
She was our enforcer.Please.

332
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:48,512
She's like Dad's hips --
utterly replaceable.

333
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,036
Hey, bartender.

334
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,690
Let me get some more buffalo
sauce for my grilled cheese.

335
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,171
Hold up.
What have we got here?

336
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,825
My friend.

337
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,958
You just ordered buffalo sauce
for your grilled cheese?

338
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,742
I was unaware that was
on the menu.

339
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,178
It's not.

340
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,050
But I don't order
from the menu.

341
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,182
Not in here.

342
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,445
Not in life.

343
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,796
Whoa,
I think that's deep.

344
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,015
What do you call
that little baby?

345
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,061
I call it a Paddy Melt.

346
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:20,327
My name's Patrick,
but everybody calls me "Paddy."

347
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,677
Paddy Melt.

348
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,287
Patty...
Paddy.

349
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,854
Patty, Paddy.
-Come on.

350
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,291
Kevin taketh and
the Good Lord giveth.

351
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,120
Sir, why don't you
come join us here?

352
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,513
Alright.

353
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:36,604
Hey, bartender, food, there.

354
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,781
He's very commanding.

355
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,740
I like the cut of your jib,
Paddy.

356
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,873
Thank you very much,
Kevin.

357
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,396
Did he just
guess my name?

358
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,920
[Laughter]

359
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:52,272
Thank you.

360
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,838
Look, I get it,
you're cold.

361
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,492
Well, that's what happens
when it's 20 degrees

362
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,494
and the heat
is still broken.

363
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,366
Yeah, well, I thought
I could get away

364
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,064
with waiting to fix the furnace
for another week or so.

365
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,283
It's been warm.

366
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,633
Yeah, well, you say that
every year.

367
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,679
Ah.
Cold does you good.

368
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,159
Keeps you awake.

369
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,596
[Bell chimes]

370
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,078
Did I tell you Chuck's been
falling asleep at stop lights?

371
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,601
Yeah.

372
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,386
Hey.

373
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:24,304
[Radio playing indistinctly]

374
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,741
What are you doing?

375
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,656
Context clues, Allison.

376
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,273
God, I hate vodka.

377
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,970
Well, you got a-a whole
liquor store in here.

378
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,148
It's efficient.

379
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,975
You still
excommunicated?

380
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,542
What?

381
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,676
No.
I mean, yes.

382
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,982
It's not about that.

383
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,247
Okay.

384
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,989
It's just all this shit,
you know?

385
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,991
Why can't we all agree
that change sucks

386
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,384
and everything
should stay the same?

387
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,038
Well, that's a --
that's a losing battle.

388
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,867
You can't put that toothpaste
back in the tube.

389
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,260
Sure you can.

390
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,784
Use a Q-tip.

391
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,525
You know what I mean.

392
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,139
Day Drinking Barbie.

393
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,054
Love it.

394
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,665
Well, watching you work's
making me thirsty, so...

395
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,019
Excuse me.

396
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,370
Hey.

397
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,154
I said "excuse me."

398
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,677
Okay, sorry.

399
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,592
When you bump into someone,
you should acknowledge it

400
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,986
and, I don't know,
maybe apologize.

401
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:42,121
Yeah, uh, I just said
I'm sorry, okay?

402
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,427
Uppity bitch.

403
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,038
What did you just call me,
you piece of shit?

404
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,736
You said "shit."
I'm so proud of you.

405
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,520
All I'm asking for
is some decency.

406
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,305
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

407
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,655
I am so sorry, sir.

408
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,136
Uh --
It's on the house.

409
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,311
What?

410
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:02,053
[Clears throat]

411
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,752
D, that man just bashed into me
and called me a bitch.

412
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:08,321
Yeah, and I am sorry,
but hello?

413
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,105
Is it your first day here?

414
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,325
Last week,
I got spit on.

415
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,065
Come on.
You know the drill.

416
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,198
We gotta put up
with this crap daily.

417
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,203
You're right, D.

418
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,683
Yeah.
I know.

419
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,859
We do.

420
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:32,606
What's this? You just said
you were -- you were cold.

421
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,826
Oh, oh, oh.
No.

422
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,221
Um...

423
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,223
I quit.

424
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,007
What?

425
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:46,315
Uh, Allison, you don't have
to be so dramatic.

426
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,839
[Scoffs]

427
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,798
Bye, Diane.

428
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,408
Consider this
my gold watch.

429
00:19:52,452 --> 00:20:01,896
♪

430
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,812
Sam,
I need to talk to you.

431
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:05,856
Now.

432
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,380
Okay.

433
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:16,389
♪

434
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,269
♪

435
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,228
I'm not wallpaper.

436
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:36,757
♪

437
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,629
Nick: Evening.

438
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,805
Jesus Christ.

439
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:46,332
Never got to finish our
conversation from earlier, so...

440
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,637
thought I'd stop by.

441
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,465
I don't know what else
we have to talk about.

442
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,380
Oh.

443
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,164
The pills you owe me,
for one.

444
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,037
The town is dry.

445
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,691
It's not my fault.

446
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,087
Oh.

447
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:06,874
I feel like you must not
have heard of me

448
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:10,312
if you're taking
that sorta tone.

449
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,489
No, I-I've heard of you.

450
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,752
Good.

451
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,972
♪

452
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,627
Your friend Tammy stopped
by my house today.

453
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,065
Right after I saw her
at your salon.

454
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,675
I-I didn't do that.

455
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:26,720
Sure.

456
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,069
Fine.

457
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,549
But...

458
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,987
she was asking questions
about a local drug dealer,

459
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:37,252
someone who maybe sold
before the town...

460
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,647
went dry.

461
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,301
Sounds familiar.

462
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,129
♪

463
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,132
So, if you want your friend
Tammy to think that your salon

464
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:51,571
actually specializes
in a good wash,

465
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,224
give me some pills,
honey.

466
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:57,185
♪

467
00:21:57,228 --> 00:22:00,144
[Breathes shakily]

468
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:04,192
♪

469
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,415
The way you got up in that
Yankee fan's dumb face?

470
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,720
You scared him outta the bar

471
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:11,982
without even saying
a single word.

472
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:15,029
You just stared at him.

473
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,944
And pulled out
a big-ass knife.

474
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,860
This is exciting. We've never
had a real badass in our crew.

475
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,340
Badass is fresh.

476
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,386
I've been badass for years.
It's nothing new.

477
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,869
[Knock on door]

478
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,436
Alright.
Got an intruder.

479
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,308
Female, 5'7", brown hair,

480
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,441
about 55 to 60
years of age.

481
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,660
That sounds like Patty.

482
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,706
Patty:
I'm 33 and look it!

483
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,186
Let me in!

484
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,666
Can't allow it.

485
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,190
Patty violated my trust,
and the price must be paid.

486
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,280
"You are the weakest link!
Goodbye!"

487
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:50,543
You remember that show?

488
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,632
It was wicked cool.

489
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,895
Alright,
Kevin has spoken.

490
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,114
Nobody gets into
this house.

491
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:59,421
♪

492
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,815
Come on, Kevin!

493
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,644
Let me in!

494
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,472
I have Allison's coat.

495
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:10,519
♪

496
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,347
And a tallboy.

497
00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:17,439
See?
Not a trick.

498
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,398
Or a treat,
that's for sure.

499
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,703
Kev,
you just say the word

500
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:24,185
and I'll booby-trap this place
soup to nuts.

501
00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:26,274
You're soup to nuts.

502
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,581
You don't need to
booby-trap anything.

503
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,539
Paddy,
will you please tell Patty

504
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,933
that if Patty has something to
say, Patty can say it to Paddy

505
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,630
and Paddy will tell me
what Patty said?

506
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,806
[Laughter]

507
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:40,593
Uh, I think that means
get outta here.

508
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,029
Whatever!

509
00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:43,422
I'll wait in the kitchen
for Allison.

510
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,075
That way, you won't even
have to look at me.

511
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,816
Yeah, except we already
looked at ya.

512
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:50,341
What was that, Neil?Nothing.
I was talking about Kevin.

513
00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:54,041
[Indistinct conversation]

514
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:03,746
[Bottles clink]

515
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:08,534
♪

516
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:11,406
[Pills rattle]

517
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:17,281
♪

518
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:23,200
♪

519
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,557
Wow. That's nice.

520
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,385
I'm sorry.
I just -- It's complicated.

521
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,736
Okay, well, maybe it doesn't
have to be, you know?

522
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:40,043
Everything's complicated
if you overthink it.

523
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,959
So, maybe instead of going
just straight to guilt,

524
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:47,007
you could enjoy
being stupid for once.

525
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,399
Impulsive.

526
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,011
You're giving me lessons
on being impulsive?

527
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:55,232
Oh, I am totally
unpredictable lately.

528
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,408
I, um...

529
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,802
I quit
the package store today.

530
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,543
You did?
Yeah.

531
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:05,286
I just -- I threw down my smock
and I walked out of there.

532
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,548
Wow.

533
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,898
You've been there
for, what, 10 years?

534
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:11,205
16.

535
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,294
I just felt like if I was in
that place for one more second,

536
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,426
I'd literally die.

537
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,864
I'd keel over next
to the rack of Malibu.

538
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:19,822
On sale for $23.99.

539
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,303
What are you gonna do
instead?

540
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:24,958
Uh, I don't know.

541
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,699
Anything.

542
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:27,874
That's exciting.

543
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,441
Very impulsive.
Yeah.

544
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,356
And obviously, that job
wasn't going anywhere,

545
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:37,057
and I feel like I need
to keep going, you know?

546
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,276
Although
they did pay me.

547
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,279
But it was
terrible money.

548
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,457
But it was still money.

549
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:47,763
It was still steady money.

550
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:48,808
Oh, my God.
What have I done?

551
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,200
There's the Allison I know.

552
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,593
No, I'm serious.
What am I gonna do?

553
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:54,074
It'll be fine.No, I can't have no money.

554
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,380
What am I -- I'm gonna rely
on my husband for an allowance?

555
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:59,166
Jesus Christ.Hey, listen, um...

556
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,863
I've been hurting
for reliable employees

557
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,910
since I opened this place,
and I know you can drop a tray

558
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,781
full of water glasses
with the best of them.

559
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:09,480
I've seen it.That was one time.

560
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:12,222
Well?

561
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,920
Are you --
Are you serious?

562
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:17,532
You're offering me a job
right now?

563
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,186
Uh, yeah.

564
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,101
Yeah, it didn't really seem
problematic until just now,

565
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:25,192
but I just wanted
to impulsively offer a hand.

566
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:28,064
[Radio playing indistinctly]

567
00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:37,030
♪

568
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:45,865
♪

569
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,259
I know what you did.

570
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,826
What?

571
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,394
The seat, please.

572
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,661
Interrogate her like
I taught you, Kev.

573
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:02,708
Where are we even gonna find
40 strobe lights?

574
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,405
In my van.

575
00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:09,149
Where were you tonight,
Allison?

576
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:10,629
At work.

577
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,761
Doing what?

578
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,676
Working?

579
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,547
[Scoffs]

580
00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:20,508
Do you take me for some
kind of an idiot, Allison?

581
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,728
Did you really think
I would have no idea

582
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,686
what's going on
with my own wife?

583
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,514
This is a small town.

584
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:29,430
It was only a matter of time
until I found out...

585
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:36,698
that you quit
the liquor store?!

586
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:39,658
The liquor store?
Yeah! The liquor store!

587
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,182
Diane just called
and told me what happened.

588
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:45,054
Now, if you'll look at this
board, you'll see see all the --

589
00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:46,708
Neil: Eh, you got
the wrong side there.

590
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,188
That's the one you used
from earlier.

591
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,146
Just flip it around,
Kevin.

592
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:52,366
Flip it, Kev.
There you go. Nice flip.

593
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,629
Thanks, Paddy.

594
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,935
Because of
your actions,

595
00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:59,503
we just lost your 10% discount
on alcohol.

596
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:02,724
So, I took the liberty of
laying out the math for ya.

597
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:05,118
Uh...
this is math?

598
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:08,512
Look at the board and you'll see
all of the things that,

599
00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:11,951
because of your little tantrum,
we can longer afford.

600
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,388
I love when Kev goes full
"Murder, She Wrote."

601
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,738
We do have similar hair.

602
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,392
Kevin,
I already got a new job.

603
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,655
Is it at
another liquor store?

604
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,223
No. A diner.
Gah!

605
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:28,445
Allison, this all comes back
to one basic concept --

606
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,925
loyalty.

607
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,797
I demand it.

608
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,321
Our marriage demands it.

609
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:38,542
Kev, you deserve not to have
to think about this stuff.

610
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:41,981
You know what would
make you feel better?

611
00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:44,418
The doctors say
a quadruple bypass.

612
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:48,161
A relaxing dudes' day
of competitive paintball.

613
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,467
Sir,
we'd love nothing more.

614
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:51,860
Hell yeah.

615
00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,079
I'm out.

616
00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:54,689
But, Dad, you love
war simulations.

617
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,995
Yeah, you always
get so into them.

618
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:59,215
Those are called
flashbacks.

619
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:03,132
I'm gonna sit this one out,
catch up on my Bible reading.

620
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,786
You wanna read a real Bible,

621
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,223
might wanna check out
"The Da Vinci Code."

622
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:10,531
[Imitates explosion]

623
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:12,881
Hey.

624
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,317
No one mentioned
you were in here.

625
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:16,189
They probably forgot.

626
00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,844
You waiting for me?

627
00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:22,108
What the hell are these,
Allison?

628
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:23,500
What?
You went through my pockets?

629
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,851
So not the point.

630
00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:30,812
I got them from the trucker
in Vermont.

631
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,248
The one
you pistol whipped.

632
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:35,034
Okay.

633
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:37,645
You carried them around.

634
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,821
You're actually thinking
about doing this.

635
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,431
I already told you
that I was.

636
00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:44,086
It's not my fault
you don't listen. Excuse me.

637
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:45,784
You're the woman
who won't speak up

638
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,003
when she doesn't get a slice
of her own birthday cake.

639
00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:51,224
You can't blame me for having
some doubts that you're going...

640
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,143
You know I'm dry,

641
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:59,362
and it's --
it's created more problems.

642
00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:02,801
Like, murder-y guys guys coming
around my place, threatening me.

643
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:08,981
Why don't you just
give me these, okay?

644
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,331
Can't.
No, Allison.

645
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,072
You can't do this.

646
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:18,207
The thing is,
I think I can.

647
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,775
Turns out,
I'm actually good at...

648
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,037
doing terrible things
to people

649
00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,473
who deserve
what's coming to them.

650
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,388
It's not that hard.

651
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,869
It's just like giving karma
a little push.

652
00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:29,262
And no one deserves
what's coming to them

653
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:33,832
more than that asshole
in the living room.

654
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,442
And I got the pills,
and all I gotta do

655
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,140
is just spike
the next disgusting meal

656
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,882
he makes me make for him,
and just --

657
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:45,582
just watch his breathing
slow down until it stops.

658
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,280
And then I'm free,
Patty.

659
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,112
Okay.

660
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,462
Okay.

661
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:57,986
Maybe that's true.

662
00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,553
Maybe you could
go through with it.

663
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,684
I'm telling you, I can.

664
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,643
Okay, you can go through
with it.

665
00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,688
But are you really sure
that it'll work?

666
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,952
♪

667
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,737
Because you better be.

668
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,043
You better know
beyond a doubt

669
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,348
that he's not gonna
wake up the next day

670
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,307
wondering why the hell
he passed out

671
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,788
and pissed himself after eating
what you fed him.

672
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,964
Well...

673
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,791
that should be enough.

674
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,141
Should?

675
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:25,144
Allison, this is Kevin
we're talking about.

676
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,015
The guy who drank a pint
of moonshine on Christmas Eve,

677
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,843
then woke up for kegs and eggs
on Christmas Day.

678
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,933
He's a tank.

679
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:35,937
This whole thing --
this plan -- it's dangerous.

680
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,766
♪

681
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,333
And not just for you.

682
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,944
♪

683
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,164
Hear me out for a sec.

684
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,993
Kevin's got a very public grudge
against me right now.

685
00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:49,646
That's motive.

686
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:52,475
I got the cops coming in and out
of the salon every other day

687
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,174
asking about the "local dealer"
who's been selling --

688
00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:58,568
who's been selling
Oxys to the town.

689
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,092
Maybe you don't
give a shit.

690
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:01,267
Maybe you don't have
a conscience

691
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,965
when it comes
to Kevin anymore.

692
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,142
But try and have one
when it comes to me.

693
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:10,319
♪

694
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:13,018
Please.

695
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,671
Please.

696
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:20,677
♪

697
00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:23,419
It's gonna be fine.

698
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,639
Okay?

699
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:27,249
It's all gonna be fine.[Pills rattle]

700
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:30,470
♪

701
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:32,907
[Door opens, closes]

702
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,694
Oh, God.

703
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:45,702
[Radio playing indistinctly]

704
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,922
[Knock on door]

705
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:48,967
Patty: Kurt?

706
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,490
[Knock on door]

707
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,971
[Sighs]

708
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:56,017
Hey!
Patty.

709
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,584
Kurt, hi.
What are you doing?

710
00:32:57,627 --> 00:33:00,456
I need to talk to you.Okay?

711
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,111
I know I was being
real stupid earlier,

712
00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:05,766
letting this end.

713
00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:09,813
I was just scared,
you know?

714
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:13,034
I mean, you're --
you're the best.

715
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,906
Solid, steady.

716
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:18,387
That's what I want.

717
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,041
Forever.

718
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:23,914
So, let's do this.

719
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,048
Let's get married.

720
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,877
I made a huge mistake.

721
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,880
I don't think you did.

722
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:34,273
What are you talking about?
I-I --

723
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,144
Kevin called me.

724
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,189
Kevin?

725
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:38,973
Yeah.

726
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,715
He, uh, wanted me to know
"the kind of lady I was with."

727
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,109
Said you couldn't
be trusted,

728
00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46,241
and that you went
behind his back and --

729
00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:51,159
Oh, my God.
Kurt, he's a Goddamn idiot.

730
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,814
I mean, he's just mad that
I didn't bring him a burger back

731
00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:55,207
from when Allison
and I went on our trip.

732
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,469
It's nothing.

733
00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:57,818
Yeah, I-I know
what it was about.

734
00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,211
He told me.

735
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:00,777
And I know
he's an idiot.

736
00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:03,041
I mean, I've been telling you
that for years.

737
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,217
But...

738
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,219
when he was telling me
what happened,

739
00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:12,572
I realized you obviously
never went to a beauty expo.

740
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:15,227
I Googled it, and there aren't
even any beauty expos

741
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,924
in Vermont.

742
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,187
And I guess I really don't care
where you actually went.

743
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,016
Maybe it has something to do
with the cop that was stopping

744
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,540
by the pharmacy,
asking questions about you.

745
00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:27,369
I have no idea.

746
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:28,762
But that's the thing
that got me.

747
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,895
I have no idea.

748
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,419
Not where you were,

749
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,247
not what you might be doing
with Allison.

750
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:38,511
Like, none.

751
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,295
We've been sitting
next to each other

752
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,777
for the last three years,

753
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,823
and, uh, I don't think
I know you at all.

754
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:49,087
♪

755
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,653
So, just...

756
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:56,181
♪

757
00:34:56,224 --> 00:35:01,925
♪

758
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:05,320
♪

759
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,714
[Laughs]

760
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,978
Frickin' Revelations.

761
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:15,809
So, how did playing paintball
go with Travis Bickle?

762
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:18,420
First of all,
the "paintball course"

763
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:21,031
was the parking lot
of a Walmart.

764
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:24,296
Paddy would just shoot anyone
who didn't put their cart away.

765
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,559
Yeah, and he shot me whenever
his little heart desired,

766
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,649
which it desired a lot.

767
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:32,173
That's a "P," man.

768
00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,262
He basically branded me.

769
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,046
He's a psycho.

770
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,526
With excellent aim.

771
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,094
Alright, who's gonna
tell this unhinged marksman

772
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,748
to hit the bricks?

773
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,185
[Laughter]

774
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:47,536
We're in a bit
of a jam here.

775
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,581
No! No!

776
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,974
[All shouting indistinctly]

777
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:55,196
♪

778
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,112
And remember, it has to be
a real smash burger.

779
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,983
Chili,
extra cheese.

780
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:02,203
And none of your fancy cheese,
okay?

781
00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,118
Just terrible
yellow American.

782
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,946
Sam: I know how to
make a burger, thank you.

783
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,556
Okay.

784
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,647
♪

785
00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:12,996
You ready to start
the new chapter

786
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,737
of your career
next week?

787
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,739
The Bev's Diner
Chapter?

788
00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:19,655
Absolutely.

789
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,744
Expect my whole life
to change.

790
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,878
♪

791
00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,923
Uh, is that burning, Sam?

792
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,838
Oh, shit.

793
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,319
Ah.

794
00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:34,931
So, why do you have me
re-creating a Top Dog burger?

795
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:43,026
♪

796
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:51,165
♪

797
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:59,347
♪

798
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:05,310
♪

799
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,138
[Laughter]

800
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,328
Look, Kev.

801
00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:26,331
Is that
a Top Dog burger?

802
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,724
Where'd you get that?Oh, I'm not sure.

803
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,944
Someone left it on
the back stoop with a note

804
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,121
that just said
"I'm sorry."

805
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,992
Who could it have been?

806
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,516
Let me think
this through.

807
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,822
Who in my life needs
to apologize to me?

808
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,563
-Probably Patty.
-Yeah, it's gotta be Patty.

809
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,522
Um, Patty does make
the most sense.

810
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:46,873
No, no, no.
Paddy's right here.

811
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,398
Alright, this sounds insane,
but hear me out.

812
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,095
I bet it's Patty.

813
00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:53,445
[Laughter]

814
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,273
Solid work, Kev.

815
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:58,667
So, Patty drove
all the way back to Top Dog

816
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,800
just to make up
for her act of betrayal?

817
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:02,410
Noble.

818
00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:05,021
Hey, there, little buddy.
In a matter of moments,

819
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:08,721
you're about to go from
outside me to inside me.

820
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:14,204
You step back,
She-Devil!

821
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,163
You are banned
from the premises!

822
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,774
Bro,
you gotta calm down.

823
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:19,949
You're way too intense.

824
00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:22,648
Too intense?
What, are you kidding me?

825
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:28,784
My intensity is what makes me
an ideal upgrade from you!

826
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,873
Ain't that right,
my guys?

827
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,875
[Laughter]

828
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,399
Clearly, they agree with me.

829
00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:37,097
Oh, yeah, right. And they're
just too nice to tell me?

830
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,317
Absolutely not.
They're too scared.

831
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,493
Scared?

832
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:44,147
[Laughter]

833
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:46,367
Kev, that's not
how you feel, is it?

834
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:50,632
I try not to start
any statements with "I feel."

835
00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,155
It's too soft.

836
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:55,637
Paddy,
you're terrifying.

837
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:59,467
I'm very afraid of you,
and I'm huge.

838
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:02,949
Together: Sorry.

839
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:04,820
No.

840
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,388
No, I'm sorry,
alright?

841
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,651
I never wanted to make anybody
feel uncomfortable.

842
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,436
I think I should leave.

843
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,089
It's probably
for the best.

844
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:16,049
[Laughter]

845
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,964
Hey.

846
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:22,447
[Laughter]

847
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,840
Paddy, wait --No, no, no.

848
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,538
My parole's
getting revoked anyway

849
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,714
'cause of what I did
to that mannequin, so...

850
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:32,108
What'd you do
to that mannequin?

851
00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:34,415
You're sweet.

852
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:38,854
Well, guess I'll see y'all in
around five to seven years!

853
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:42,118
[Laughter]

854
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:43,555
That was amazing.

855
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,295
You stood up to him
like nobody else.

856
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,733
Yeah, you really
saved our necks there.

857
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,169
Too bad this didn't happen
yesterday.

858
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:52,433
You could have really
saved Neil's neck.

859
00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:53,434
Oh.

860
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,783
It's very purple.

861
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,219
Which is a good thing.

862
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:59,222
It means the bruise
is getting air.

863
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,442
I'm impressed.

864
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:05,272
You really showed
you've got what it takes.

865
00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:07,187
I like the cut...

866
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,711
of your jib.

867
00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:11,583
Thanks.

868
00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,759
Welcome back to the group.

869
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,630
And thanks for the burger.

870
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:16,631
What burger?

871
00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:18,111
Okay.
I get it.

872
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,156
You don't know anything
about the Top Dog burger

873
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,856
that just happened to be on
my stoop with an apology note.

874
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:26,380
Alright. This is gonna happen
in two bites.

875
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,034
You ready?

876
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,563
Maybe it would've worked,
but --

877
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:36,956
Maybe.

878
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,392
Yeah, maybe isn't good enough,
I guess.

879
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,962
So, just take 'em
if you think it'll help.

880
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,007
Half the problem,
for sure.

881
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:46,487
Though I don't think it does me
any favors

882
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,010
with Detective Ridgeway.

883
00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,317
[Sighs]

884
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,798
Thanks, though.

885
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,408
Don't think this is me
changing my mind, though,

886
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,062
'cause I-I can't.

887
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,893
Okay. [Sighs]

888
00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:02,634
I get it.

889
00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:06,115
He's a manipulative dick.

890
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,378
Once you see it, you can't
un-see it, you know?

891
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:09,989
Yep.

892
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:13,383
But you do realize that
we got pulled over together

893
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,211
out of state.

894
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,909
We assaulted a trucker
together.

895
00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:22,784
You made me an accomplice
without telling me.

896
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:26,484
If you get caught,
I go down, too.

897
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:29,138
I'll end up rotting away
in prison

898
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:32,533
because you roped me
into this mess.

899
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,535
Or because you're
an evil drug dealer.

900
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,583
That was a joke.

901
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:41,977
No. Shut up.

902
00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:45,024
Okay.

903
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:47,635
Okay.

904
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:51,683
Detective Ridgeway is looking
for the local dealer.

905
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:52,858
Yeah. You.

906
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:56,426
So, maybe...

907
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,865
we give her
somebody different.

908
00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:01,606
If Kevin...

909
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:04,086
is going to die.

910
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,697
Yes.

911
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,047
Okay.

912
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:13,443
So, maybe instead of
in some quiet, small way,

913
00:42:13,487 --> 00:42:16,098
it's big and violent
and surrounded

914
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:20,712
by certain
drug-dealing stuff --

915
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,931
who's to say he wasn't
selling to the town?

916
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:25,368
♪

917
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:26,935
That's an idea.

918
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:29,198
♪

919
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,723
That's a good idea.

920
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,594
You think I can pull off
big and violent?

921
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:36,728
No.
Allison, look at your coat.

922
00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,947
We'd obviously need
to outsource.

923
00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:41,733
Okay.

924
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:44,344
Well, um...

925
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:46,215
you know any
natural-born killers?

926
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:50,611
♪

927
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:53,309
I think I might.

928
00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:01,143
Feel like my body's been tense
for years and I'm finally

929
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:03,363
just...relaxed.

930
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:05,147
[Honking]

931
00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:06,801
I thought we weren't
gonna do this anymore.

932
00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:08,890
What kind of timeline
are we lookin' at?

933
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:12,938
Soon.I thought that was you!

934
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:14,983
What the hell is happening?!Now you're all shocked

935
00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:17,595
that it's a little bit messy --
well, guess what, Allison,

936
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,074
you're beggin' for it!

937
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:22,643
♪

938
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:34,089
♪

939
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:43,925
♪

940
00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:53,892
♪

941
00:43:53,942 --> 00:43:58,492
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